Did you hear that single mothers working two to three jobs to make ends meet in a down economy? Don't waste that one extra hour a day you have helping your kids with their "homework" or providing your family the "love and attention they need to become confident and successful adults." Put on your goddamn Lane Bryant sweat pants and Richard Simmons Sweatin' to the Oldies and get to work! If Gwyneth can get in a workout in between going to the farmers' market, getting a bikini wax, filming guest appearances on every fucking Ryan Murphy show to ever exist and dropping her kids off with their classically educated, multi-lingual, tennis-playing, nautical, musical prodigy nanny than so can you!
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