Thursday, September 27, 2012

Happy 40th Birthday Gwynnie!!!!!

Today stretchmarks the 40th year of our queen Gwyneth Paltrow's lily-white life. And to think, she has really only been insufferable for about 39 and a half of those; give or take a half a year. To honor this momentous day, I made a organic, vegan, paleo, gluten-free, dairy-free,  fat-free, soy-free, taste-free vanilla cake in Gwynnie's honor...

Don't worry though, I threw it right in the trash before anyone got even the tiniest of tastes. I've seen the movie Leprechaun and don't want Tracy Anderson to go another killing rampage. Jennifer Aniston has been through enough.

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