Monday, September 3, 2012

Cate Blanchett is the Worst.

I think we can all agree that Crusty Cate can't compare to Gwynnie the Goop. Okay, so maybe Gwyneth did steal Cate's Oscar in 2002. Whatever, fine.  And yeah, so maybe Gwyneth is the store brand version of Cate's brand name level of talent and good looks. Who cares? And so what if Cate made her own name in the industry while Gwyneth got her big break because Steven Speilberg is her godfather? What of it? When was the last time Cate Blanchett helped you find the best place for organic, gluten-free, vegan zucchini bread in Flatbush? Yeah, I didn't think so. Match point Paltrow.

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