Call it the Gwynnie Bump! Congratulations to Gwyneth's former Glee costar for becoming Mitt Romney's running mate! As long as they continue to ignore my various business indiscretions, illegal staff and off-shore accounts, I'll continue to ignore their obvious sexual tension and total lack of competence. After all, a friend of Gwynnie is a friend of ours, even if they are a self-hating friend of Dorothy.
Yeah, like these two didn't just fuck. C'mon.