This generic $185 bikini will cover little more than your labial folds and 1/2 of a nip but hey, you don't starve yourself all year to spend your summers in the Hamptons in a burka, do you? Both A cups and AA cups will find the triangular tops to be adequately supportive, while the tie string bottoms will allow the paparazzi to catch your lip slip without it seeming completely staged by your momager, which we all know, it will be.
This limited edition piece could easily be purchased on the Target clearance rack for $5.98 but if you purchase this Goop exclusive today Gwyneth will toss in...absolutely nothing. Rich people don't need an excuse to overpay for things, that's, like, the definition of Reaganomics!
The piece comes in both striped and black, or as Gwyneth likes to call it "n******."