Gwynnie & some crusty, old whore making pizzas.
With the weekend fast upon us you may once again find yourself entertaining several out-of-town guests. As you undoubtedly know, these freeloaders will
require an intake of solid food upwards of three times a day! I know, crazy,
but it’s true. Since this weekend I shall be welcoming several key members of the Croatian
men’s Olympic water polo team into my home, as well as my vagina, I knew that it was
time to take to goop for some party ready recipes. Whilst there I stumbled upon
several recipes for an Italian treat called “pizza.” It’s something I've often enjoyed
smelling then quickly throwing away before eating while vacationing in Italy. I
immediately knew it would make a great and unique dinner idea for a casual,
weekend get-together. I know it’s a bit cutting-edge to serve pizza at a party but that's what goop is all about! Though
Gwynnie has created pizza recipes such as spring squash blossom and "Quattro
Formaggi" aka cheese fucking pizza, I went ahead and had my personal chef whip up an exclusive recipe just for my
readers! While it’s certainly not a simple as my usual dinner of air and a
glass of warm tap water, it will definitely be just as delicious!
Goop's I Did It Again EXCLUSIVE Gourmet Pizza Recipe
Step 1:
Get your phone
Step 2:
Call Pizza Hut
Step 3:
Wait 30 minutes
Step 4:
Open door and pay delivery person
Step 5:
Enjoy!
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